Saturday, May 26, 2007

Happy Camper...

OK, so it wasn't the most wonderful camping trip (but I guess it must rate somewhere considering there have only been 2 or 3 ever). I headed out there as soon as I got up and got ready. Esky, bread, steak, salad, salt, pepper, wine, wineglass, tent, mattress, chair, wine, wineglass, clothes, towel, doona, pillow, wine, wineglass, newspaper, coffee, milk, sugar, baked beans, wine, wineglass and smoked oysters. Oh yeah, almost forgot the cup, plate, combs & cutters and wine. Headed off on this mammoth trip, (I really think that camping should be done in a 50k radius from home, but apparently REAL campers don't do that) - 260k down the track I came to Edith Falls. My God, the rules of these places - No pets, No fires, No noise after 9pm, No parking on the grass, No fishing (!!!$#%#@... what the??), No boats, No walking on re-vegetation areas (the dirt bits with dead trees on them).... I actually defied one of the rules and was promptly told to remove my vehicle from the grass forthwith. But settled in nevertheless to find that "we" were a group of 6 - and all pretty decent people despite the fact that I only knew two (women I work with) and the other 3 included the local sergeant and his "oh I am so indispensible, I have so much to organise, I am solely responsible for almost every function in Jabiru, I really needed this weekend but almost brought my laptop with me, If I don't do it NOBODY will" (we all know the type) wife. Who other than all that, was quite OK once we all knew how important she was. The husband - the only male there - was just great, waited on the ladies, cooked all the meals, packed and unpacked, and seemed to know a bit about everything - when his wife let him.

OK, first pic is the falls, where we swam in the huge water hole, which was freezing but so refreshing.



We had a drink and nibbles at about 4-ish then everyone seemed to dissapear into their tents for an afternoon nap. OK, I thought, what do I do now?? Not being a napper, I looked around and realised that apart from hooking up with a bit of a bush walk, my options were to follow the example of the REAL campers, so I dragged out a book and laid down for a few minutes in my tent. This tent was lent to me by Chrissie who is anxious to have me learn this thing called camping because she loves it. As part of her job she takes aboriginal oldies out to the middle of 'bum f**k' and there she sits with them for two weeks catching and cooking bush tucker (fish, turtles, kangaroos, mangrove worms etc. etc.) Waits on them hand and foot, sets up the tents, keeps the fires hot, the lot .... and genuinely loves it. So she lend me all the tools I needed. The tent, the chair and the camp bed. The tent and the chair were child's play (with the sergeant's help), but the stretcher was just not possible. So, on the mattress I lay, book in hand, waiting for the others to resurface. Turns out I was the only one who dozed off!!
Pic of the campsite.



Dinner then a cupla drinks, then just as we were all talking about going to bed, a few droplets of rain alighted upon us, and panic set in. Two of the tents were mesh, and mine was partly mesh, so we all scrabbled aroud as the rain intensified trying to find waterproof covers if we had them - I'd wondered what that plasiccy sheet thingy in the tent bag was... and basically we just called it a night.

Fortunately very little rain came into my tent. Unfortunately I got drenched BEFORE I got into the tent. Fortunately I took my bottle of wine and glass in with me. Unfortunately I'd put the tent cover on back to front so I couldn't get any air flow inside. Fortunately I took my smokes in also. Unfortunately, because of the tent-cover stuff-up, I couldn't have one.

Pic taken inside while it was still raining....

8 comments:

Jen said...

I did not stop laughing the whole way through that!

I have tears streaming down my face. I will always remember you whenever I go on a camping trip!

Suzi said...

Come on y'all. Admit it. Most of us sheilas go camping to keep the peace. The blokes love getting down near the earths centre for some reason(goes back to their cavemen days).
I do try and enjoy myself, but by day two, i need my own shower and bed. lol
I did love your surroundings though, Pin. I could probably camp there for a day or two without too much wingeing!!!! I also loved all of your piccies. They were great.
No crocs? Apart from wifey poo?

Kirkies said...

You are a woman I aspire to become one day.... Independant, make your own way, not afraid to give anything a go! Going camping with new friends, and people you dont know, just proves this!

I always say, you can get through anything and put up with anyone...as long as you have a bottle of wine, and a cork screw, glass is optional!

The photo in the tent just topped of a great story!
Love Amie

Anonymous said...

Great post Pinnie I needed that laugh! Meant to be writing a 3000 word essay on CHild Development for uni - checking blogs was a better option!! This is assignment 2 - failed the 1st (22/50) - first time I've failed in the course!! Only subject I thought I knew something about - go figure. I'm sure the lecturer has never had children of her own - too scared to ask for fear of what will come out of my mouth when she tells me she hasn't!! Look forward to your next adventure.
Chrissie

PS How did TOm go on the bike!

Jes said...

YOU CRACK ME UP! I loved the fortunately / unfortunately story... you explain things so well Pin.

Hey Pin, are you still psychic??? Were you ever??? Did I just make that up???

I have put some pics on my blog of my little boys.

I am with Amie - can we have that 'raising boys' manual already???

Take care,
Jes

The Candid Bandit said...

Man, I need a manual? I might put Bradman on ebay or swap him for a girl.

Pin, that was a scream. Beginning to end.

So will you do it again?

Jen said...

Beck, e-bay's the go for sure.
I don't recommend swapping for a girl... haha.

Kimberley-Pin said...

Thanks everyone!!

OK, might have to do a little version of raising boys!! Good idea for a post!
Yes I will camp again, but realising that it is not possible to get dressed while one's feet and head are together has inspired me to look for a taller tent. Pity Tee Pees are so hard to erect!!!